Evil, hooded figures dominated the news this week.
- We were warned that the UK is increasingly coming to resemble a reprobate prison.
- California was warned about paedophiles dressing up as internet memes.
- Speaking of paedophiles, the Pope received a rock star welcome to the UK. If said rock star had been covering up child abuse within the church.
- Less sanctimonious paedophiles were caught out on Facebook.
- Humans were caught committing bestiality.
- French President Nicolas Sarkozy committed bestality against Gypsies.
- Afghans voted for their new President.
- Swedes voted for a new government.
- Americans voted against masturbation.
- And the Sith Lord was caught robbing a convenience store.
