Impotent men across Britain can raise their arms (if nothing else) with joy that a Viagra price war is driving down the cost of the little blue pills.
Little blue pills: the most well-known antidote to little blue balls.
In an attempt to draw the lucrative erectily-challenged crowd into their stores, supermarket giant Tesco has announced plans to sell the drug at half the price currently offered by high-street pharmacy Boots, where four boners will currently cost you £55. As of next week, however, Tesco will offer eight erections for £52 – a saving of £7.25 per erection.
It may, however, cost you a little more in dignity as Tesco will require men aged 40-65 to complete a questionnaire and health checks before handing over the pills.
Erectile dysfunction currently affects around 2.3 million men in Britain, with half of all men over 40 experiencing it at some point.
Something tells me women are going to start having headaches much more often.
Source: Sky
