Troubled phone manufacturer Sony Ericsson issued a rallying war cry last night to Apple’s popular iPhone thats its time as the numero uno was soon to expire.
Phones were far more civil in ye olden days.
Managing director of Sony Ericsson UK and renowned smack-talker Nathan Vautier said their new Satio phone, to be released in October, is a “game-changer” that would “return the company to profitability.”
The company, the planet’s fourth-largest mobile phone maker, suffered a blow to it’s ‘world-beater’ reputation this year with a £325 million loss in the first quarter as younger, sexier and more agile phones have overtaken their own in popularity.
Sony Ericsson, off the record, also added “That damn iPhone better stay off the West Side or we’ll start cutting off widgets.”
IPhones everywhere are believed to be trembling at the news. Or that might just be some new feature or something.
via: Telegraph
