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Top 10 Tips For Being A Successful Politician
Before becoming a politician, it is advisable that you stop and consider the reasons behind such a career choice first. Do you wish to bring about meaningful change to the lives of others; to improve the world and the lives of those within it? Or do you wish to lead a cushy, improvident life? If it's the former, you should probably kill yourself [...]
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10. She banned free school milk and increased the prices of school meals...but the "milk snatcher, Thatcher" slogan was catchy! 9. She charged VAT on the non-profit Band Aid records. Everyone hates charity! 8. She heroically rescued thousands of children from the clutches of homosexuality! 7. She introduced a Poll Tax! Wait...maybe we shouldn't [...]
Top 10 Signs That Glenn Beck Is Insane
10. Barking like a dog 9. His own panel of guests are baffled by his incoherent rants 8. He experiences esoteric hallucinations about killing Michael Moore 7. He gains sexual pleasure from deforestation. 6. His extreme emotional instability. 5. Pissing off Barbara Walters. 4. His paranoid fear of atheism and little [...]